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Mark Watson brings his new tour, Before It Overtakes Us, to Carlisle’s Old Fire Station on Wednesday 10 June 2026, celebrating 20 years in stand-up with a rapid, inventive hour of big laughs and anxious optimism. Fresh from seasons at the Adelaide, Melbourne, Sydney and Edinburgh comedy festivals, the Taskmaster favourite turns everyday chaos into fast, clever storytelling, from the worst word he has ever said in public to the current state of the UK sausage industry, with plenty of audience-pleasing detours along the way. Doors 7.00 pm, show 7.30 to 9.30 pm, last entry 7.30 pm, seated show, ages 14 plus. Tickets from £22.50 plus fees, early booking recommended for the best seats.
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